Convince Andris Biedrins and Richard Jefferson to leave the team to pursue careers as comedians, thus voiding their contracts. As their on-court performance shows, Biedrins and Jefferson have already mastered the art of comedy.
While the basketball world appreciates their current comedic endeavors, Biedrins and Jefferson could appeal to a much wider audience. As neither player learned the playbook, their on-court improvisation would likely translate to the stage. Removing Biedrins and Jefferson’s contracts would resolve the Warriors’ binding salary problems with minimal detriment to the two. But really, what does $10 million matter when you could bring smiles to millions of people?