Golden State Warriors: Devising A Perfect Offseason Plan

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Option One

Feb 26 2013; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Indiana Pacers security guard leads Golden State Warriors center Andris Biedrins (15) and guard Stephen Curry (30) back onto the floor from the stands as a fight broke out in the game against the Indiana Pacers at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Indiana defeats Golden State 108-97. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

Convince Andris Biedrins and Richard Jefferson to leave the team to pursue careers as comedians, thus voiding their contracts. As their on-court performance shows, Biedrins and Jefferson have already mastered the art of comedy.

While the basketball world appreciates their current comedic endeavors, Biedrins and Jefferson could appeal to a much wider audience. As neither player learned the playbook, their on-court improvisation would likely translate to the stage.  Removing Biedrins and Jefferson’s contracts would resolve the Warriors’ binding salary problems with minimal detriment to the two. But really, what does $10 million matter when you could bring smiles to millions of people?