Top 5 Stephen Curry “Curry Two” colorways

Honorable Mention – Curry Two Low “Chef”

No list would be complete without these kicks.

These are the Internet’s favorite shoe. When these dropped, people could not fire off their tweets fast enough. Everyone said something about them. It was hilarious.

There’s nothing wrong with the shape of the shoe by itself, but the design and the all white with the minimal black on the bottom is just off. It makes it look like the shoes your dad or grandpa would wear with his fanny pack on his way to the hardware store.

These shoes don’t look like they belong to the two-time MVP and the most exciting player in the entire league; they look like they were on sale at Kohl’s.

After being made fun, Curry wore these two practice and wrote “straight” next to the fire emoji.

These shoes were the butt of everyone’s jokes for a good two days which, in Internet time, is an eternity. These aren’t on the actual list because well…they’re not all that nice. But they got people talking. And Under Armour sold out on their website so they did something right.

The name is cool though, referencing his nickname and his wife’s job and Drake lyrics. Maybe these shoes aren’t that bad aft–nope, they’re bad.

Sorry, Steph.

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