Golden State Warriors: Roasting the terrible photoshoot

February 15, 2017; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30), forward Kevin Durant (35), forward Draymond Green (23), and guard Klay Thompson (11) pose with their All-Star jerseys before the game against the Sacramento Kings at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports
February 15, 2017; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30), forward Kevin Durant (35), forward Draymond Green (23), and guard Klay Thompson (11) pose with their All-Star jerseys before the game against the Sacramento Kings at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /
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Draymond Green

There are some very good things about this picture. But there’s a clause on Twitter that says we can’t have nice things. So the roast must go on.

First, it’s only right to point out the positives. Draymond Green’s hat is absolutely fire. It’s a reference to Nike’s awesome “Equality” campaign that wants to promote equality of all kinds both on and off the court. The black and gold lid is a great accessory.

I don’t consider myself a huge shoe guy, but he brought the heat for this photoshoot. I’m not an expert, but I think those are Jordan 12s. Absolute flames.

Draymond is wearing an all black look. There’s nothing really wrong with it. Except for the fact that he’s dressed like a TV detecting going undercover. As if the zip-up jacket was going to hide that he’s 6’6.

I’m going to be honest, I actually like this picture. There isn’t a lot wrong with it. Perhaps the random stool raises questions about why he had one and Klay Thompson didn’t, but it’s not a bad photo.

But the Internet is much more vicious and creative than I am.

This is the most perfect photoshop possible for this picture. I’m almost waiting for video to come out of Green singing the “I can afford college dot com” song. There wasn’t a lot to go off this picture, but the Internet found it.

Draymond has become one of Twitter’s favorite targets. The outspoke All-Star causes a lot of controversy and is one of those players the rest of the league wants to see fail. Luckily, he doesn’t do that often.

I don’t have a lot to say about this picture. It’s actually pretty good, but that photoshop was legendary.