Golden State Warriors: Roasting the terrible photoshoot

February 15, 2017; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30), forward Kevin Durant (35), forward Draymond Green (23), and guard Klay Thompson (11) pose with their All-Star jerseys before the game against the Sacramento Kings at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports
February 15, 2017; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30), forward Kevin Durant (35), forward Draymond Green (23), and guard Klay Thompson (11) pose with their All-Star jerseys before the game against the Sacramento Kings at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /
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Stephen Curry

The mac daddy of all photos. This is, by far, the best one. Steph Curry, a natural entertainer, knows how to give the people what they want.

There are photographs that will stand the test of time. The picture of the sailor kissing the nurse in Times Square is one of them. The photo of Muhammad Ali standing over Sonny Liston is another. This photo of Curry is in the pantheon of great photography.

Steph must be given some credit because he was the only one of the four to post the photo in question. He also was the only one to acknowledge how ridiculous it was after, tweeting out a joke.

He made fun of this photoshop, tweeting out #christianmingle with a fire emoji alongside it. Honestly, the person that made this deserves some kind of huge award. It’s really a work of art.

https://twitter.com/Clarissadriana/status/832475728654454785

Curry looks like a counselor at a Bible camp. He looks like he’s waiting for his blind date to show up, anticipating getting his first kiss. He looks like a high school kid trying to look older.

The superstar’s outfit probably costs more than my whole college tuition. Those are Christian Louboutin shoes and Saint Laurent clothes, but the whole set up looks like an ad for JC Penny.

Steph’s haircut that makes him look like he’s 12 doesn’t really help. The stool isn’t really a great accessory. His innocent smile is the kicker.

It’s a good outfit, but these pictures just don’t come out right.