Golden State Warriors: The Hamptons 5 depicted as Marvel’s Avengers
DeMarcus Cousins – Hulk – Red Reality Stone
The only non-Hamptons 5 member on the list is DeMarcus Cousins.
Cousins was added for around $5 million this past offseason in a move that didn’t sit well with many other fanbases from around the league. However, the big man will be non-factor in the playoffs as he went down with a quad injury after just one postseason game.
Cousins is the human embodiment of Hulk.
At 6-foot-11, 270 pounds, there are very few humans his size. Hulk is only known for his superhuman strength and size obviously combined with the fact that he’s green.
Cousins can’t quite change colors, but as for comparative strength, Cousins is far stronger than his teammates just like Hulk. This season, Cousins has averaged 16.3 points per game this season, his lowest average since his rookie season back in 2010.
Along with being compared to Hulk, Cousins also receives the red reality stone. The reality of his signing is that it was only a matter of time before the entire Bay Area held their breath as Cousins hit the ground.
Sadly, that’s his new reality.